With just days before the 2022 midterm elections, James Austin Johnson opened SNL as President Joe Biden making a few last-minute changes to the list of Democrats running for office.

“My fellow Americans,” he said. “This Tuesday, our midterm elections will determine the fate of our democracy and let’s just say: Big yikes.”

He went on: “What’s going on? I guess the Democrats’ message just ain’t getting through. Plus, I’m over here, talking to people who don’t exist. I don’t know much. Who’s that? Oh, nobody’s there.”

Democrats “don’t have any stars anymore,” Johnson’s Biden lamented.

“Too many Raphael Warnocks and not enough Herschel Walkers,” he said. “Which is why we’re going to make some last-minute changes before Tuesday with the Democrats who are exciting, got that sizzle.”

He then introduced 2020 presidential candidate Marianne Williamson, played by Chloe Fineman.

Describing herself as “a prominent author and Level 4 enchantress,” Fineman’s Williamson said she was ready to fight for the American dream which she had “caught in this Tibetan singing bowl.”

Other candidates included celebrity chef Guy Fieri, who Biden said had political experience unlike Republican Senate candidate Dr. Mehmet Oz. “He was the mayor of ‘Flavortown’ for over 20 years!” Johnson said.

Fieri, played by Molly Kearney, said: “Do y’all want Dr. Oz’s crudité or a full plate of paid family leave, dripping in donkey sauce?”

Other replacement candidates included former adult film star Stormy Daniels, played by Cecily Strong, and rappers Tekashi 6ix9ine (Marcello Hernandez) and Azealia Banks (Ego Nwodim).

Biden also brought out comedian Tracy Morgan, played by Kenan Thompson, who he said would be in charge of student loan forgiveness.

“Y’all want that money?” Thompson’s Morgan asked. “Why don’t you come on over here, rub my belly?”

Later in the episode Johnson reprised his role as former president Donald Trump in a sketch mocking Elon Musk’s chaotic takeover of Twitter.

Following Musk’s announcement that Twitter plans to form a content moderation council after mass layoffs, the sketch saw a two-person team attend a meeting to consider the reinstatement of previously banned accounts.

“Who better to do it than us, the only two Twitter employees who haven’t been laid off?” said one staffer, played by Fineman. “Yet,” added the other, played by Thompson.

The council then heard appeals from a number of characters and finally from Johnson’s Trump. “That’s right. It’s me, Donald John Trump. Just John, not Jonathan. But I know many Jonathans, and I respect all of them,” he said.

Fineman’s character then questioned why he wanted to return to Twitter when he had launched his own social media platform.

“Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me,” Johnson’s Trump said. “Yes, we’ve all moved to Truth Social, and we love Truth Social. It’s very great, and in many ways also terrible. It’s very bad. Very, very bad. It’s a little buggy in terms of making the phone screens crack and the automatically draining of the Venmo.

“Anyway Let me back on twitter, I’ll do another covfefe I won’t do anything bad except maybe coup,” he said.

The sketch ended with both employees discovering they had been fired.